Another Year Over

So, 2008 is almost over. Does it seem to anyone else that news is just recycled year on year? I bet you *any* money that the following news items will be recycled in 2009!

1. Its always news worthy to dig some filth up about Princess Diana, after all, how else is Paul Burrell going to fund his pension? This year it was the inquest that found they were unlawfully killed, and I expect that in 2009 there will be another 'secret' leaked by Al Fayed or Burrell. Thanks to the news scum, she'll never be left to rest in peace.

2. There will be more news of death in Afghanistan and Iraq

3. There will be more news of the 'credit crunch' which is a stupidly childish way of defining, what is, a Financial Crisis. Who says the BBC is dumbing down?

4. There will be more news items questioning 'is the BBC dumbing down?'

5. The GCSE and A Level results news item, that is the same *every year*. Let me answer the question now: Yes GCSE and A Levels ARE getting easier! I predict that the overall pass rate will be reported at (approx) 98.8% this year

6. After the results of the exams are announced, there will be the usual out cry reported about binge drinking (this will probably be a popular theme throughout the year)

7. Tom Cruise will have a film out where he spends an hour on the red carpet talking to peoples mothers on mobile phones.

8. On valentines day, there will be a report about a 100 year old couple who met on valentines day. The drool on their chins will say it all...

9. Worcester will probably flood again in July. Que reporters stood in Upton-on-Severn, knee high in water asking why this has happened again

10 Amy Winehouse will be in rehab again, and be late for some gig or other.

11 Wimbledon will be pissing wet through. A Brit wont win it.


Yawn...anything I have missed? I look forward to ticking them off the list...