Water Water Everywhere

I can't wait for winter so I can wear some of my t shirts and shorts. I don't think I'm going to be able to this summer!

The floods in Hull and Yorkshire have been pretty bad. Luckily, myself and family have managed to avoid them, but I do know a couple of close friends who have been flooded out

As always, I have a solution to this problem :-) The answer is quite obvious, although a little controversial. Its seems to me that we aren't burning enough fossil fuels! So, sell your Toyota Smug's in favour of the Trabant. Leave all your electrical items on stand by, and lobby your local MP's to build more coal fired power stations. Look at China - they build about 2 a week, and they're basking in a heatwave!

Cold wet summers are what you can expect if you listen to the MP's about being more green!

MP's are such lying bastards too. I remember last year when one of them was going on about if we don't do something about our carbon foot print, we can expect hotter summers and wetter winters. Thats bollox - I've done nothing about reducing my CO2 output, and its done nothing but piss it down.

Bah, I'm off to flout the hose pipe ban :-)