Whiskey Galore!

Decided to check out the local liquor store tonight, purely for research purposes, you understand! And I do have the day off tomorrow...

Walked out with a bottle of red and a bottle of white, and a bottle of Grants :-) It seems so long since I had a proper beer...my liver must think its christmas. Oh no, wait, if my liver thought it was Christmas, it would be expecting to be assulted with alcohol....in that case then, I'd better open the whiskey, don't wanna disappoint my liver.

By the morning, the liver will know Im back in charge!

And another thing, while Im on my first glass and before I get too much in a rant mode...Why oh Why is Tony Blair still in power? When he is so obviously a lying twat? (I know my dad reads this, but Im sure he wont mind if I call Blair a lying twat, he might moan a bit if I call him a slippery little cun...*connection lost*)

Anyway, back on topic...Why is he a lying twat I hear you ask? Well you would ask wouldn't you because Blair has worked his Jedi mind trick on most of the British electorate, but here's why:

The Ministerial Code of Practice says of Ministers of the Crown:

"it is of paramount importance that Ministers give accurate and truthful information to Parliament, correcting any inadvertent error at the earliest opportunity. Ministers who knowingly mislead Parliament will be expected to offer their resignation to the Prime Minister"

So, basically, MPs arent allowed to lie to the House of parliament.

So when asked on June 8th by Simon Burns MP, "Will the Prime Minister tell us if the UK rebate is negotiable?"

Blair replied "The UK rebate will remain and we will not negotiate it away. Period."

Is that so, Mr Smiley, shit-faced cock-meister? So why did I read last week on the BBC news website that you are signing away at least 15% of it?

Well I was brought up to know the difference from truth and lies, and that to me is a bare faced lie. By the rules, he is supposed to correct that or resign.

But no, he's still there in number 10, erroding the Englishmans right to protest, only the other week, the first protester to be successfully prosecuted for protesting within 1KM of parliament. This stupid 'law' is one of a set of measures designed to curtail human rights and civil liberties brought in under the vague pretence that they will prevent terrorism. The rights and liberties being abused include the right to assembly, the right to protest, the right to free speech and the right to trial by jury.

The woman, a 25 year old peace protester, was arrested for standing outside the Downing Street gates (which, by the way, is right by the cenotaph), reading out the names of British soldiers killed in Iraq since the start of the war. How does that make her a terroist??! Does that mean if someone reads out a 'roll of honour for the war dead on Nov 11 they can be arrested for being a subversive terrorist intent on bringing down the Blair Junta?

Well anyway, as far as Im concerned he should just do us all a favour and kill himself and that grinning harpy of a wife of his, Cherie Booth. But failing that as he is a Minister of the Crown, Ill be happy to accept his resignation.

But why arent the parties of the opposition screaming for his resignation? Why isn't Gordon Brown screaming for him to go?! What happened to the politics of opposition in England?

Thanks for listening :-D I'll probably end up having a bizzare 'accident' now...and I dont mean in my trouser!