Texan Veggie Delight - Beef.

Had lunch at a mexican restaurant last week in Greenville. I understand now, why Texas is up there in the league of enormous people. I've never seen so many lard buckets in one place before.

Anyway, after scanning the menu for veggie items, I realised the only thing I could have was "2 cheese enchilada's with a beef Taco" Obviously minus the beef taco. Its quite a simple order...right?

Wrong....

Miguel the waiter waddles up....

"I'd like the cheese enchilada's but with no beef taco. I dont eat meat, so just the cheesy things please"

"Huh? Would you like a chicken taco instead?"

"No, I dont eat meat"

"Oh right, cheese enchilada"

"Yes, with no taco, no meat"

"Erm Ok"

Everyone at the table commented that he would get it wrong. 10 minutes later the food turned up...it looked like he might have got it right, no taco on the plate. So I cut open the enchilada. Funny i thought, that looks like meat. My mate tasted it and lo and behold it was!

I called Miguel over and said, "I ordered cheese enchilada's - whats this?" (I should have grabbed him by his lapels and in my best Mexican accent said "Hey...Whats theeees Gringo?" before spitting in the dish - just like u see in mexican westerns!)

"Oh its cheese and meat"

"But I don't eat meat"

"Yea, but its only got a little bit of meat in"

"I DON'T EAT MEAT!"

"You just want cheese then?"

"Well that is what I ordered"

I swear that when he took it back to the kitchen I heard the chef shouting "Bastard Eeeenglaish" and lots of spitting noises (Just like in Mexican films!) Im great at international relations, I am. Ten minutes later when everyone else had finished their meals, I got mine. How retarded can some people get? No wonder he works as a waiter in Greenville

Needless to say, I didn't tip. I will be donating 2 dollars to the American retard society - they need all the cash they can get