New Research

New research from Dublin suggests that fatter people may have too much fatty tissue in their ass to make it difficult for the needle to penetrate the muscle and administor the medicine.

The arse is the preferred site because it contains relatively few major blood vessels, nerves or bones that could be damaged by the needle, but the underlying muscle has a rich supply of microscopic blood vessels which can absorb medicines effectively

So, what they are saying, is if you have a fat arse you arent getting your shots properly, cos the needle cant get to the muscle properly

A classic quote was :

"Dr Chan said her work suggested that patients were either not receiving the maximum benefit of a drug or receiving no benefit at all. "

What they failed to add was:

"Dr Chan said her work suggested that patients were either not receiving the maximum benefit of a drug or receiving no benefit at all. To be honest for all the benefit they got, they might as well have shoved it up their arses"

Ah, comedy, I really should write it :-)