Wednesday, April 16, 2008

More Vitamin A for Me, Please

I was reading the latest pile of bullshit study thats come out in the medical world (well actually Copenhagen Students), and was amazed to read:

"The researchers linked vitamin A supplements to a 16% increased risk of dying."

Fuck me, did I read that right?? As things are at the moment, I have a 100% chance of dying. So let me get this right, Dr Twat...If I eat a few carrots, I can reduce my chance of dying to only 16%??

Thats amazing...I think I'll pop down to Tesco's and stock up on Vitamin A pills and a load of Organic carrots (after all, one recent study said organic was miles better for us!)

Research Students, eh? What a bunch of stupid bastards!

2 comments:

phil said...

dont knock it........your grandad swears by vitamin A tablets!!!!!

Angie said...

Yeah but Phil...chance of dying or chance of looking like me grandad...I know which i'd chose and I'd been long gone.