The Duchess and the Fat Folk

So, the Duchess of York will be 'slumming' it in Hull, teaching the great unwashed of Preston Road Estate, how to eat properly, and how to get off benefits.

Thats not patronising at all is it? :-)

Lets face it, she was 10 million sheets in the red, so she wrote a book or two, went on Oprah, and appeared in a Sitcom, and generally traded on her Royal connections. A year later - boom! - shes sat on a fortune. Thats not really an option available to these members of the public, is it?

I imagine the folk of Bransholme will be moaning about how the Duchess is living the high life on Preston Road

What can we expect next....? Well I imagine we can expect Angelina Jolie and Madona jockying at Paragon station to be the first to adopt a Hull person! Or perhaps Paris Hilton carrying a Hull person in her shoulder bag

Good grief...