Saturday, November 03, 2007

My Tits

I was driving along in my car yesterday and noticed something on my tits. It was Amy Winehouse.

Let me explain...

Mindful of recent comments that I listened to 'boring' radio 4, I decided to tune to radio 1, in an attempt to become more hip and cool. Amy Winehouse and the cover version 'Valerie' was on. Now don't get me wrong, I like the beehive sporting, pop bad girl, and her tune, 'Rehab' is in my top 25 most listened to tracks on my iPod. I just feel that 'Valerie' is getting a little too much air play...

I tuned to Radio 2...

Amy Whinehouse - 'Valerie'

I tuned to Hallam FM...

Amy Whinehouse - 'Valerie'

Humph...I tuned to Lincs FM...

Amy Whinehouse - 'Valerie'

It was at this point, I noticed Amy on my tits.

I tuned to radio 4, it was a report on the falling stock markets. I sat back in my seat and lapped up my boring old fogey ways :-)

Amy Whinehouse now gets on my tits.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She gets on mine too!

All that cash and she can only manage a half arsed booze and coke addiction,fuckin lightweight!

If I was her i'd be dead by now, therefore saving you the agony of listening to more transexual vocal skills.

Bitch!!