I've been watching X Factor recently and i've noticed that if you want to get through, you need to have some kind of sob story to guarentee your place in the boot camp round
Next year I have decided to borrow someones child, dress them in rags, make their faces all dirty and say:
Me : "I had to adopt little Oliver here, because his mum and dad left him on my door step when he was 1 day old"
Judges: "Awwwwww, he's so cute"
Me: "Yes its terrible, we haven't eaten in three years, but it was either us or his pet rabbitt"
(I kick the Urchin's ankles)
Urchin: "Booo Hooo"
Sharon: "Awww bless, he's crying about his rabbitt"
Me: "Yes, he's very upset - it might be a good idea not to mention his pet stick insects. He still thinks they're on holiday"
I belt out some popular tune of the day, in drunk, pub singer karoke style, and voila, a record deal lands on my lap.
Im a friggin genius, I am
Monday, September 10, 2007
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3 comments:
I like it. What's 'X Factor'?
Hi Lis its a reality TV program where wannabes sing in front a panel of judges comprising music indusrty moguls (Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Danni Minogue and Sharon Osbourne) Basically if they wannabes are rubbish, the judges 'rip em a new one' Its compulsive viewing!
if you paste this link in your browser http://www.xfactor.tv/ and look at the highlights week 4 link, the girl Natasha is the person who inspired my post!
Enjoy...
we already have the urchins with dirty faces and dressed in rags if you wanna borrow them for a share of the royalties
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