I bought a lottery ticket the other day, on the off chance of scooping a cool 8 million big ones. I got to the shop, and because Im a relatively lazy so-and-so, I decided just to get a lucky dip. Basically, what Im saying is "Well Camelot, I'll take your huge jackpot, but Im not prepared to take some time thinking about 6 numbers"
For the last few days I have been buoyed up by my impending jackpot win. It was a lucky dip...what could possibly go wrong? Lucky, to me, implies 'dead cert', a 'sure thing'. So I have been going around mentally spending the 8 million.
I would hire a Global Express executive jet to take me and a lucky few to some exotic remote island, where we would spend the next month living an idylic party life style.
Then I would go somewhere skiing, and spend the next month living an idylic party life style...
You get the impression...
So, imagine my surprise when checking my 'Lucky' numbers to find I didn't get one sodding number! Lucky Dip, my arse! I feel I have a good case to sue Camelot - what the hell is so lucky about not getting one friggin' number??
They should rename this tickets to 'A 13.8 million in one chance Dip' or, more acurately 'Not a chance in Hell Dip'
And the people who win these enormous jackpots - pah! The all say the same thing:
"Despite clearly having more money than sense, I wont give up work"
and
"It wont change me"
All that money is wasted on these people! Have some imagination! Give it to me and watch a guy having a great time!
Anyone know any good lawyers willing to do Pro Bono work? After all I don't have any money to pay them!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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Again you are missing the point, keyboard monkey.
It is Lucky, not for you, however it is for Camelot........
Oh, one other thing Kitchicus, 'Lucky Dip my Arse' isn't an order!
damn, i almost wasted some holiday days, i only read so far down to where it said a lucky few were going on holiday and of course i realised you meant me, i had the telephone in my handyo ring work and book a month off when i read the rest of the bloody post to see that my free holiday had gone, go geddum mark sue their lilly white arses, i dont like losing out on freebies.
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