Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Update

Just an update on life really...
Was up at Malvern at the weekend for Bazza's birthday do. He's 36, the old get. He hired the West Malvern village hall and had a band on too. I think everyone got quite squiffy and had a jolly good time. Bazza is looking even more like a ZZ top reject these days, but it kinda suits him.

I have ordered the rest of the bits I need for the garage roof, so that will be going up this weekend. I have also been deciding what door I should buy. Whooa I hear you say "Excitement overload"!

I can't believe its so close to christmas, I don't really know when Im going to do all my shopping. I think I hate this time of year the most...Bah Humbug! If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!.

Its not cos its not a nice time of the year when you get to see all your mates etc, but its the rampant commercialism of the thing. I don't even beleive in the whole nativity malarky, and I don't have any kids to enjoy the season through - in fact I made my neighbours 6 year old daughter cry the other week, by telling her I knew father christmas personally, and he wasn't going to be coming down our street because every one had been naughty -oops! I thought I was being amusing, but I didn't realise kids take it seriously :-) I think there is only one person down our street who doesn't deserve any presents this year - and thats me!

Oh well, Im sure Jacob Marley is having serious 'chain envy' down there in Hell at the moment, as my shackles are being put together.

Bah Humbug

2 comments:

phil said...

well that settles it, youre not getting bugger all off me this year.

Mark T said...

Sweet! I had forgotten I'd said I'd go to that - can't wait now!