Here we have Miss Spears. I think shes 23, so only a few years younger than myself. I imagine she would enjoy a night out on the tiles with my good self, or even a cosy night in by the roaring open fire. I can impress her with my garage building stories, and voluminous computer knowledge, I reckon she'd find that a massive turn on. She can talk about shopping if she likes...Im great at faking interest
Here we have the lovely Reece Witherspoon. When I was in Austin with Mr & Mrs Washbourne, we were in a bar on 6th street, and there was a girl at the bar who was the spitting image of her. She was born in 1976, which makes her 30, so shes in the right age bracket :-)So, you can see the bind Im in. I'll need to go on a few dates with them both I reckon, and then I'll choose. It'll be heartbreaking for the one I have to dump, but Im sure she'll get over it.
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ive never heard of reece witherspoon, who is she. i could go on the net and look but i cant be bothered.
shes one of my new birds, you'll probably meet her at the next Taylor get together :-)
Shes legally blonde, and because shes mine, ill definitely walk the line. I think she calls home, sweet Alabama
still none the wiser.
Wasn;t she the actress that got stabbed? You know the one, with a... with a.... with a spoon? *ba-dooom-piiish*
groan :-)
Go for the Trailer Trash option, She would fit in with your Pikey lifestyle in Lincoln
ah, so shes an actress. ok im a little wiser.
Britney Spears!?!?! Mark!
She only goes for loosers like KF.
You mean Fed-Ex?!
I was only thinking of the money though
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