I don't know why, but Im excited about this weekend. I'll explain...my brother is also building a garage, and Im going up to his place on Saturday morning for the delivery of his concrete for his base.
We were going to have to get on our hands and knees to tamp the stuff down , but he now informs me he has a power float.
I dont even know what one is, or even what it does, but it has the word 'power' in it, and as a man, it is my duty to get excited about it. Think about it....
POWER.....Tool
POWER.....Boat
POWER.....Ranger
POWER.....Station
See...all good stuff. Anything with the word power in it, is instantly gives the impression of being great.
"I had a power nap, right after doing my power walking session"
sounds so much better than...
"I had a bit of a kip after I walked to the shops for some chips"
And of course, women are attracted to men in positions of power. I mean, how else could David Blunkett, John Prescott, Blair and Brown *ever* have got laid if they werent perceived to be powerful men? See...
Well, this weekend I intend to be intoxicated on the trappings of power (floats). Phoar, I just can't wait.
Friday, October 13, 2006
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Two brothers buildin garages? This reminds me of a story. Your building with bricks, is he cutting any corners? straw? sticks?
reminds me of a rolf harris song.
Are you going to be so powerful this weekend then that even you get laid?????
Well, you managed to get laid Angela, so I don't think I'll have any problems, powerful or not :-)
Well I am a powerful woman. Did you not know?
Do you know who I am????
do we know who she is?
Don't tease Phil, it's not fair. I think she may have genuinely had a lapse of memory.
who has.............oh yeah i forgot
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