Gaaaaaah! Are they doing this on purpose?? Today we see published a list of the 50 top 'goodly folk' and despite scouring the list for 3 hours I can't find my name anywhere on it.
How come? I rescued a baby frog on Wednesday that had fallen into my brothers soak away. I (probably) helped a little old lady across the road too. I would rob from the rich and give to the poor if it wasn't illegal - proof if it were needed about how law abiding I am.
I work hard....well Im on sick today cos I have lost my voice and have flu. There was even a solicitor on the good people list! How does that work then??! And Bob Geldof - he swears like a f*cking trouper - thats not very 'good' is it??
Bah - I want a gong! Maybe I should change my name by deed poll to sirmarktaylorobe, and then put some clever spaces in so it becomes Sir Mark Taylor OBE, a bit like people do with number plates. I may be onto something here :-)
Friday, September 01, 2006
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At least now we know why Bob calls himself Bob rather than Robert - it gets him higher up the list.
I heard tell that he is planning on changing his name by depole to AAABob.
is my name there this time?
No Phil, sorry to dash ur hopes!
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