Sunday, August 27, 2006

Garden Update

Here are some pics of the garden which is noe pretty much finished bar the cleaning of the patio and growing of the grass seed. I have been away, so these are pics from last week and today. Its been a long haul, and with no help from any saggy boobed ginger tit.

Enjoy...

Dug out all the 2-5" think concrete path. I think you can see my mate, Eddy in the background working for his supper! The more work done, the more it seems to turn into a builders yard.



The bits of smashed up path, you can see how thick the path was.



The trench the path left - just gotta fill that in now :-(



This was the finished result on Sunday. I had dug it over again (that was about the 6th time since the start), and my dad flattened it out and levelled it. I really have no idea how he managed this. I went to the garden centre in Brigg and got the stepping stones and the shrubs. Im so pleased with it! Gotta thank my mum, dad and sis for helping too!



I just need to feed and weed the top garden area, and of course, cut the grass at the top there. I never thought doing a garden could give you so much pleasure!



I have decided my next project will be to finish the garage off before winter draws in. I am utterly rubbish at D.I.Y though (I'll explain in a post, how 'Frank Spencer' has nothing on me) But you have to try these things.

I have a picture on my phone of what the garden looked like when I bough the place - I just need to be able to locate the adaptor, to get the pictures off!

8 comments:

Lis said...

I'm very impressed.

The 'saggy boobed ginger tit'- is that a rare kind of bird native to your land?

Mark T said...

Yes, the lesser spotted 'Charlie Dymmock' usually found on nausiating (sp?) BBC gardening programs. (Google for a pic of her)

She seems to have a following with sex starved mid 40 to mid 50 year old men, just because she never wears a bra and you could hang your spade on her erect nipples. She also has a fat arse, so that would be good for parking your mower in.

Im not a fan, can you tell? Im sure she's a lovely woman though.

Lis said...

Why would you not wear a bra when gardening? did her mother teach her nothing?

Mark T said...

I think its supposed to makes good TV?

phil said...

oi you, im a sex starved mid 40s bloke and i dont find her attractive i find her repulsive, so please make it plain that not all mid 40 sex starved men like her THANK YOU,
P.S garden looking very nice, should be great for next year, just imagine all the alfresco teas and barbeques you will be able to have (we might even get an invite)

Mark T said...

No wonder *you're* sex starved, though, Phillip :-D

Angie said...

Yes but even if you get an invite Phil you'd never turn up. We'd have the music on.

phil said...

i didnt say i wanted an invite angela, i meant off mark!!!!!