Gardeners Question Time

Well, not really a question, more of a thought of the day....

You know all the laser guided precision bombs we read all about in the daily blah, and how accurate these things are, so accurate that they are called 'surgical strikes' well how about they stop using them to drop onto caves and bunkers and downtown Leb and instead help people with their gardens....

It occured to me last night as I dug out about 1 ton of mud, soil and hardcore (no, Mr Goatse, not the porno version ur thinking of) that my job would be so much easier if the they could target my back garden with say, a 500lb version, and I would have an instant patio dug out, and the rest of the garden would be nicely dug over. I could even turn the crater into a pond.

I think its a brilliant solution, they could even pack some shells with grass seed, flower seeds and shrubs, for an 'instant garden' effect. Everyone would be safe, because as the politicans tell us, these things are so accurate no one would be harmed, and I wouldn't ache as much as I do today.

Im great at 'Blue Sky thinking', I am.