Well I booked my flight home today :-( Well, the secretary did. My company flies me business class one way, so I decided to use the air miles I had aquired to upgrade to first class. I have tried dressing smartly and being polite to get a free upgrade in the past, but it never works. So I decided to go for it! I have never flown first class before (its pronounced 'Clarss" now I have decided!), so Im really looking forward to it.
I think I will choke back a few glasses of free champagne, maybe a few whiskey's too. I was looking at the wine list online today too - LOL! Its gonna rule. Do American Airlines provide massages aswell?! Basically Im going to get hold of all the free stuff I possibly can!
*Tony Hancock mode*
"No doubt I will be chatting to my fellow first class chums about fine art, literature and the state of politics in the developing world, whilst sipping a glass of finely chilled merlot, quoting poetry from the likes of Larkin, Keats, and McFly"
...but those who know me, will know I will be the annoying one laughing at the unfunny in-flight movie, and choking down the free champagne and grabbing all the free stuff I can lay my hands on, like he's never been in first clarss before :-)
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
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clarss to rhyme with arse
grab as much free stuff as you can and we'll go 50/50 on e bay (stewardess uniform should bring a bit)
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