TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Mark Birthday: 30/07/1970 Birthplace: Hull, the worst place on the face of the earth. Iam utterly ashamed of the place, and its people. Can I blow it up now, please? Current Location: Dallas, Texas Eye Color: Blue/Grey Hair Color: Blond Height: 5'7 (Same as Tom Cruise, so there) Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: English, with perhaps a dash of viking The Shoes You Wore Today: My Cat shoes Your Weakness: Guiness/Chocolate Your Fears: Needles, take off/landing, Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie with extra garlic Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a house Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, WTF Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it bedtime yet? Your Best Physical Feature: dunno? Your Bedtime: depends...does dropping off on the settee at 7:30 count? Pepsi or Coke: Coke MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, well McDonalds fillet o' fish is nice Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Swear: F*ck off, you Sh*t faced c*ck s*cking poor excuse for a piece of sh*t. What kind of a$$ muncher asks that sort of dumb a$sed question? C**ts like you make me f*cking sick. No I don't swear, my f*cking dad reads this sh*t. Do you Shower Daily: Daily Have you Been in Love: Yup Do you want to go to College: Been there done that Do you belive in yourself: Yea, Im great Iam Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope Do you think you are Attractive: Yep, Im gooorgeous Are you a Health Freak: Does going to the gym 3+ times a week count? Do you get along with your Parents: Yep, especially when Im broke Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep Do you play an Instrument: I rule on the drums In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Im drinking right now In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Vicks 'All in One' count? In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, mind you, I went out on the 7th January, thats a date isnt it? In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell Yea In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world is a stage... In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, climbed trees naked though In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably stolen a few girls hearts... Ever been Drunk: Im drunk right now :-) Ever been called a Tease: oooh, you.... Ever been Beaten up: Hey, Im from Hull Ever Shoplifted: Only thing I have ever shop lifted was a cream egg in Dublin. Purely cos Id never stolen b4. I was drunk... How do you want to Die: Murdered by a jealous lover at the age of 99 What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im never growing up...oops need to empty my nappy again... What country would you most like to Visit: Hmmm, Thailand? or Italy again In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green Favourite Hair Color: Red/Blonde Short or Long Hair: Long enough to pull on... Height: less than 5'7 more than 5'0 Number of Piercings: Dont care Number of Tattoos: Dont care Number of things in my Past I Regret: Je ne regret rien Ad's removed :-) 
2 comments:
firstly, hull is a lovely place. next, what hair?.
then there is english with a spot of bullshit not viking.
then you say you go to the gym 3 times a week, well i was on the exercise bike for 2 hours last night............. im gonna pedal it tomorrow.
Yea, but I don't think anyone would mistake you for a health freak :-)
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