So far shes raised $300 notes! Pure genius...!
Right, you lot better start donating to me (as soon as Ive sorted out paypal and got the button code pasted here!). Lets just call it 'Save Squirry the Squirell' There is a red squirrel that hangs around my apartment, and he nicks my nuts (no nob gags please!) If you don't start donating a dollar a read of this blog, Squirry gets it, and I don't mean my 'man sack'
Please donate, Im too cute to die
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Kill the squirrell.
Sorry dude I just remembered that I forgot to send that card for you. I even left a big post-it note on my monitor. It was bad timing really because I went out for a pint shortly after you asked and well i suck.
~Mike
Goddamn Mike you suck!
We don't negotiate under hostage situations
Ill release a video of the captured squrirry begging for his nuts :-)
shoot the squirrel he is vermin
If I donate a dollar a day will squirry be given fresh water and a good education?
On a dollar a read? You drive a hard bargain :-) I think he's moved into the eves of my apartment at the moment, I can hear him scratching around at night!
That's probably just the poltergeist.
Or maybe Squirry is a voyeur who enjoys watching me 'contemplating my navel' while im in bed? :-)
Dude, to panhandle on the net you need to pretend to be a chick who might possibly be in need of a shag from a generous visitor. You know the only people who donate are the sad tvvats who need to lose their virginity.
Just look at that one a few years ago where that girl begged for a boob job online - http://www.giveboobs.com/ she never even got her baps out even after these chumps gave her money! dammit i want a refund!
~Mike
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