Lets Play 'Twat of the Week'

I have been reading a few blogs (while enjoying a glass of two of red wine - ah the liquor store, my saviour!) and I noticed that a few sites run a twat of the week award. As this is such a great idea, I have decided to run a twat of the week award on this site. I accept nominations from the world of celebrity, politics, film, and 'real life'

I suggest starting the nominations from now, and the biggest twat will be announced next Friday. However, for starters I will act as judge jury and executioner for the past week, so here we go:



Well obviously, the first nomination must be Ruth Kelly (uk education sectretary), who let a registered sex offender through the net and become a teacher. I was quite amazed to read that she is a mother of four (which means shes's been poked at least 4 times, despite being beaten with the ugly stick ) I was convinced that she was a lezzer, shes that minging. Well I imagine that she would be thrilled to let a registered perv teach her own children. Well done Kelly!



Second nominee is John Prescott (UK deputy Prime minister, and all round fat twat), who goes to prove there is one rule for him and one rule for us. This fat cun....(connection lost) decided although he was in charge of the council tax, he didn't have to actually pay it on his flat under admiraltiy arch in London (although his consitiuancy house is on saltshouse road in Hull) He owes about 7k in back council tax on the luxary flat, but has vowed to pay about 4k (from the public purse, probably) Im sure this makes the old age pensioner threatened with a jail term for owing less that 80 quid in the tax sleep much better at night.


My third nominee is Pat Robertson, who is some kind of religious nazi here in the US. He recently said that Ariel Sharon's stroke was an act of Gods wrath for dividing up Isreal. He also said that Hurricane Katrina was Gods wrath on the people of New Orleans and he also called for the assasination of Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuala (obviously he missed the part in the bible that says thou shalt not kill). For that, I nominate him for the twat award.

I think the twat of the week award should go to John Prescott. Firstly because he represents Hull - my place of birth. This place would vote for a piece of sh!t if it wore a red rossette (and quite clearly they do when they vote Prescott in) These people have no independant thoughts of their own, and deserve this retard as their MP. I doubt anyone from Hull will rebuke this post, because most of them have no idea how to get onto the internet or what its for (Dad and uncles being the exceptions and anyway, I dont think they vote for him!), and anyway, most of them will be too busy collecting their giro's to be bothered to reply. Secondly, Prescott has no regard for his constituants, as he hardly ever holds a surgery there (he's too busy living in his council tax free flat). So he wins 'Twat of the Week'!

Right, get the nominations in for next week! I need more wine.....