Shocking, but I Shouldn't Laugh

Imogen flew over yesterday, although we were both tired when she landed we had a couple of pints in the Londoner Pub, which was nice.

I have also got a new car, a Pontiac Grand Prix, which is a bit more sporty than the Malibu. I'll get some pictures soon. It has this weird feature that I didn't understand until I asked someone this morning. You can start the car remotely from the key fob. How weird is that? And why would you want to do it? I tried it last night and lo-and-behold, it started (was very strange walking up to it, getting in and seeing no keys in the ignition!). It seems this feature is for the cold American states like Boston. Imagine one cold Morning and your car window has 2 inch thick ice. Well Mr 300lb American doesn't have to bother scraping the ice off, that would be too much like hard work! Nope, he can sit his gigantic ass down at 'Junk in a Box' order another massive lard burger with a side of heart attack, switch his car on, and it will defrost itself quicker than you can say "Supersize me" Yay! How cool (and useless!) is that!

I laughed out loud this morning when I heard on the news that a priest at a baptist church had accidently electrocuted himself! He was stood in a shoulder deep pool of water waiting to perform Gods work in the form of baptisment, when the dumb-ass grabbed a microphone! His startled congregation (I bet the priest was more startled than them!) could only watch as he fried...the Darwin principle in action folks! A truly shocking way to die (groan)